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Anonymous asked: a scrub is a guy who think he fly and is also known as a bus stop
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margaritamcflurry: I hope Rick Santorum awakes one morning and finds he’s been transformed into a gigantic cockroach.
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idontneedthesunandthemoon: kellyjeannejellybean: idontneedthesunandthemoon: kellyjeannejellybean: therearelotsandlotsofants: meetelpresidente: kellyjeannejellybean: I think I’m going to buy myself some Ray Bans. #Which means I won’t be eating for two weeks #Whatever #Looking cool is more important what do sunglasses have to do with not eating They’re about $119 a pair. In order...
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why would sunglasses be that expensive. sunglasses should be like $2
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fuckyeahricksantorum: pizzafandomconfessions: i hope rick santorum bites into his pizza before it cools down and it burns the roof of his mouth but he likes the burning sensation 
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meetelpresidente: kellyjeannejellybean: I think I’m going to buy myself some Ray Bans. #Which means I won’t be eating for two weeks #Whatever #Looking cool is more important what do sunglasses have to do with not eating
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Anonymous asked: say my name say my name when no one is around u say baby i luh you if you aint runnin train. say my name say my name you actin kinda shady aint callin me baby why you runnin train?
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thatspookykid asked: I hope Rick Santorum's dog ass glides on his white carpet.
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kellyjeannejellybean ha contestado a tu publicación: kellyjeannejellybean ha contestado a tu… Half of my class walked it. For us they said if you make it under 13 minutes you pass. i make it at like 11 if i run so i don’t think walking would work for me in that situation.
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dangit-bobbeh: i hope rick santorum has homework to do but he is lazy so he puts it off until the morning but then he wakes up late and has no time to do it and the teacher won’t accept late assignments so he gets an F and then he feels really bad
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classifying-bitchcraft ha contestado a tu publicación: why do i feel like you would be the kid to have the last clap after everyone was already finished? I’m totally picturing the latter image. good. i think.
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kellyjeannejellybean ha contestado a tu publicación: i have to run the mile on monday. if i try, i’ll… Most people run like one lap then walk the rest. most people here run/jog the whole thing. i finish last even if i don’t walk any of it.
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lickypickystickyfree: I hope Rick Santorum is Snookie’s baby daddy
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i have to run the mile on monday. if i try, i’ll get a D. if i don’t try, i’ll get an F. hmmmm.
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Anonymous asked: why do i feel like you would be the kid to have the last clap after everyone was already finished?
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fuckyeahricksantorum: butts4ever: i hope someone flushes the toilet while rick santorum is in the shower and hope his rubber ducky is what gets flushed
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whatisconcentration: I hope Rick Santorum doesn’t have a drink to wash down his hot wings.
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kermitthefrrog: ochinchinchan: coldesttothetouch: brb-scarf-sale: ooohthatscrispy: brb-scarf-sale: http://fuckyeahricksantorum.tumblr.com/ what the christ I don’t even but i’m just laughing and crying and feelings best blog ever perfect god bless
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“Some woman said something, I need to turn that into a song!”
– Lou Reed
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mrpaanda ha contestado a tu foto …k
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i finally got to live out my dream of reading Breakfast at Tiffany’s while getting my hair dyed.
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