January 2012
dynastycrisis:
Last 9 minutes of 2011 US central time let’s make it count!!!!!!!
i shouldn’t be allowed to take personality disorder tests online because i’ve heard that they can be very inaccurate and i always get highs or very highs in the majority of the things they are testing for.
omg just realized that the last movie of the year was Ben and Arthur.
my first song of the new year will probably be He Whipped My Ass In Tennis Then I Fucked His Ass In Bed by Pansy Division.
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sometimes i will type two random words together in the tags to see if anything comes up.
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wait, people do fireworks on new years?
that’s like a thing?
hesadipstick:
i firmly believe that the world would be a better place if i were constantly slightly intoxicated
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mistressmabel-allthekidsagree replied to your post: my dad is playing depressing johnny cash songs…
our song?
no.
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my dad is playing depressing johnny cash songs loudly.
there was incest and then murder and then the credits rolled on while pachelbels cannon was playing.
NO NO NO
VICTOR
WHY ARE YOU MAKING YOUR BROTHER GET NAKED
HE IS THE LEAST ATTRACTIVE BEING IN THE UNIVERSE
NO NO NO
this movie was edited with windows movie maker, i swear.
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arthur just lit a priest on fire.
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don’t bite the dick that fucks you, honey.
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he wants to get back into the church so he’s going to kill his brother.
that makes sense.
therearelotsandlotsofants:
“My heart, my stomach, my liver, EVERYTHING! It just fell right out on the floor!”
wait was this supposed to be a dog day afternoon reference?
victor is getting kicked out of the church
because he has a gay brother
aaaahhhh
they decorated the “church” with a cardboard cross.
they should have used like a straight edge or something
victor just taped a vile of holy water to the door.
because i always drink things from viles that were mysteriously taped to my door.
apparently, if you drink holy water that has been boiled, it will turn you straight.
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“Well if I ever get killed, you can just take that insurance money and buy a hundred bikes.”
“My heart, my stomach, my liver, EVERYTHING! It just fell right out on the floor!”
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they are freaking out because someone stole their bike.
a bike that we never saw them ride.
“I don’t make sense, YOU don’t make sense, I make sense, that’s what makes sense.”
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hesadipstick replied to your post: the cat licking zirself in the background is the…
HEY i have a question! do you always use neutral pronouns for animals because i feel weird using specific one, because you know… they cant specify… then i think i might be weird for feeling like that…
i usually do, yes.
“I’ll be gay too, and then it will be right for us to get married again”
omg
you haven’t even gotten divorced.
and thats not how gayness works.
Ben: “Tammy, what are you doing”
Tammy: “Remember me?”
no tammy.
your gay husband who just called you by name doesn’t remember who you are.
WHOA WHOA WHOA
TAMMY’S GOT A GUN
tammy, don’t kill your gay husband, he is the only person in this movie i don’t hate.
the cat licking zirself in the background is the best actor in this entire film.
thiS MOVIE
milo and i are both liveblogging movies with victors.
victor.
no.
you cannot hide behind a christmas tree.
it is very well lighted.
there is an intern private investigator who charges $800 a day.
fgsdkjlfh the actor who plays the christian anti-gay brother is kinda flamboyant, has bleach blonde hair, and he’s wearing a tank top
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“I have friends… who fund political issues such as this… so don’t worry everything will be fine.”
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“Hey, aren’t you gunna get me my sugar?”
“HEHEHE NO!”
Gays on film
Gays on film
